Funny Facts
1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
2. There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
3. A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
4. Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.
5. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
6. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
7. Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
8. According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
9. To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
10. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
11. Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.
12. The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
13. The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
14. The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
15. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.
16. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
17. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
18. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
19. Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
20. Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
21. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
22. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
23. One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
24. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
25. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
26. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
27. In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".
28. In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
29. In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
30. Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
31. Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
32. Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
33. Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
34. Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
35. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
36. A group of officers is called a mess.
37. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
38. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
39. To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
40. Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don't.
2. There is a town in Pennsylvania named Intercourse.
3. A poll has found that computer 'nerds' make the best lovers, with 82 percent of IT geeks claiming they put their partner's pleasure above their own.
4. Outside of the bedroom, the most common place for adults in the U.S. to have sex is the car.
5. Twenty nine percent of women spend more time shopping for shoes than they do looking for a life long mate.
6. In Chinese, the KFC slogan "finger lickin' good" comes out as "eat your fingers off".
7. Over 1,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
8. According to statistics, Australian women are most likely to have sex on the first date.
9. To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
10. 30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
11. Kampang School in northeastern Thailand is the first school to open a toilet for transvestite pupils.
12. The Yo-Yo originated as a weapon in the Philippine Islands during the sixteenth century.
13. The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.
14. The U.S. Government spent $277,000 on pickle research in 1993.
15. The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders.
16. The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off!
17. The inventor of the Waffle Iron did not like waffles.
18. The average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.
19. Take your height and divide by eight. That's how tall your head is!
20. Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight!
21. President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader!
22. Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
23. One in three snake bite victims is drunk. One in five is tatooed.
24. One in three male motorists picks their nose while driving.
25. More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
26. More Monopoly money is printed in a year, than real money printed throughout the world!
27. In Japan, it is completely acceptable to name your child "Buttocks" or "Prostitute".
28. In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and longest!
29. In 1895 Hampshire police handed out the first ever speeding ticket, fining a man for doing 6mph!
30. Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung!
31. Famous billionaire Howard Hughes stored his own urine in large bottles.
32. Donkeys are commonly used by the Iraqi Rebels to launch rockets!
33. Club Direct, a travel insurance company in Britain, provides insurance plans for protection from falling coconuts.
34. Approximately $25 million is spent each year on lap dances in Las Vegas.
35. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans.
36. A group of officers is called a mess.
37. 40% of women have hurled footwear at a man.
38. 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
39. To sell your home faster, and for more money, paint it yellow.
40. Each year, there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the United States.
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